Functional Stoner Energy – Leisure Luxe Towel

You get blazed… and get things DONE.

The Functional Stoner Energy Leisure Luxe Towel is for the multitasking marijuana enthusiast — the type who rolls up at sunrise, shows up for work, crushes goals, and still makes it to the cookout on time.

Embroidered with bold lettering that says what you’re on without saying a word, this towel is the perfect blend of leisure and hustle. Because yes, you're high… but you're also handling business.

🔥 Ways to Use It:
– Handy for wiping your brow after a long day of both blazing and being brilliant.
– Makes a clean, cushy base for rolling up or organizing your stash.
– Perfect for wrapping your gear when you’re on the move — keep those pipes, jars, and tools protected in style.
– Catch attention on the dance floor, at brunch, or your next weed-friendly retreat.
– Fold it neatly on your desk like a paperweight that whispers, “Yes, I’m still a professional.”

Comes in multiple color options to match your mood, your bag, or your strain of choice.

This one’s for the Friends at The Cookout who get lifted — and still handle their shift.
Stay elevated, stay efficient.